I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
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