belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Randomize
