Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
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We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
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well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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