So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
You need Xanax blowdarts
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
Randomize
