I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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