How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
