don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
She's the barista slut.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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