who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
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GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
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Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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