I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
We got so high we made milksteak
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
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Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
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Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Brb crying the tears of my youth
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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