dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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