Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
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