fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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