So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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