Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
two words: eviction party
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Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
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Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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