What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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