Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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