Pants 0. Shit 1.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
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woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
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Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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