is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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