I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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