Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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