I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
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After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
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Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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