The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
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talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
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Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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