i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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