The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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