susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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