I like to think it a success when the cops are called
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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