Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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