i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
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when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
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He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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