big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
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It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
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don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I don't deserve a penis
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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