Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
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First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
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second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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