I must be too annoying 4 u.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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