i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
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just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
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I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
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