are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
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My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
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I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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