Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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