I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
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