We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.