hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
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Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
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Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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