Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
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High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
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I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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