I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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