last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
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He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
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It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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