dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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