Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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