So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
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