he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Randomize
