My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
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I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
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When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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