did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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