i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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