I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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