even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
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