It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
he just fucked me for my cheese..
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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