...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
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We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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