I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
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look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
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I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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