I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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