the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
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I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
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woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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