You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
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